Davina McCall speaks...

"I can now reveal that the winner of celebrity big brother 2005 is .... Bez!"

Bez is as stunned as the bookies are when his name is called, "No way!... I'm not having that man!" ...

Viewers are treated to double helpings during tonight's eviction programme. Davina McCall and Big Brother are in especially evil mood and are not satisfied with just one celebrity!

Caprice is tonight's first casualty. Moments later Davina's voice startles the housemates as she announces "The 5th housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother house is... Jeremy!"

Today's task 'Sticky-Money' is exactly what it says.

The housemates have to cover themselves in sticky liquid and then jump into a vat of Big Brother money.

When it comes to his turn, Bez outwits everyone, even Big Brother!...

Big Brother gives the housemates a fun mini-task. They are each given a completely useless device which they must think up a use for! They have an hour to complete the task, after which they must explain the new use for their products by giving an infomercial from the diary room.

When Kenzie answers a diary room call from Big Brother he gets told that by doing so he has volunteered himself for an individual task.

"Oh no shit!" says the horrified rapper.

As he reels back in his chair BB explains his mission...

...she must count up to 50 before saying 'Coming, ready or not'!

Lisa is really enjoying the game, but when she completes her line with a loud villainous laugh, evil Big Brother confuses her by replying "Not! Lisa' ...

Tonight's eviction shocker will take place whilst the housemates are enjoying a children's party! The housemates have been asked to nominate at midday today, this is a red herring, but they don't know that!

Brigitte on Caprice: "She has a tremendous façade. Actually a bit like Jeremy. They're very similar, male and female." ...

BB tells Jeremy "...To pass the task you must drop into conversation 6 song titles by the group Queen...You have half an hour to complete this task."

"Oh my lord!" exclaims Jeremy "...talk about 'Under Pressure'!... Do you like that? Do you see what I did there!" ...

The past couple of days haven't been Bez's best in the house.

He's also very disappointed that the public voted to keep him in...

John McCririck's faith in the great British public is upheld when he hears Davina annouce the result of their vote this eviction Monday.

Only 39% vote for him to stay, so as the least popular housemate he becomes 'free at last', which is exactly how he wants it! ...

As part of their 'Rejuvenation Retreat' task the celebs are asked to make dolls of themselves. Once again Bez opts out, somehow under the impression that he isn't allowed to help.

Initially John McCririck (whose spiritual name is 'Mars') isn't too keen. "I wasn't brought up with dolls as a child!" he tells the group, in case there was any doubt...

As part of the 'Big Brother Rejuvenation Retreat' the celebs, minus gloomy Rainmaker (Bez) pay a visit to the secret blue circular chamber.

The calm surroundings do seem to have an effect on the spiritual six, and the revelations begin to flow as they sit in the 'ring of truth'...