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| John is happy with The Booby prize |
| John McCririck's faith in the great British public is upheld when he hears Davina annouce the result of their vote this eviction Monday. Only 39% vote for him to stay, so as the least popular housemate he becomes 'free at last', which is exactly how he wants it! |
| Spare a thought though for co-nominiee Bez. His 2 very itchy feet were hoping to party tonight. For Bez it definitely is not a Happy Monday! |
| John was so sure he would be going that he put his coat on before Davina said his name. "Fantastic, I am so pleased" was his reaction. |
| As he steps outside he is greeted by lots of cheering and some booing. John, being the pantomime villain that he is, somehow seems much more comfortable with the boos! |
| During his post-eviction interview with Davina, he claims "I'm the only one in there not acting. They're all acting a part, they're all pretending here, conniving and scheming, desperate, pathetically desperate to win." |
| When Davina brings up 'cola-gate' he reacts angrily "That was diabolical, because you lied!" |
| She tells him "Big Brother is actually allowed to change the rules at any given moment". |
| It really sets John off, "I don't care what Big Brother is... NOT TO BREAK A CONTRACT". |
| The studio audience 'whoos', as probably do most of the viewers. John isn't seeing the funny side though, nor does he seem happy whilst the cola-gate tapes roll for him to watch. |
| In the light of Germaine Greer's accusations that John was bullied in the house, Davina asks him if he thinks he was. "No, the only upsetting thing was losing 'the gorgon', Germaine Greer was fantastic!... I've never changed my mind so quickly. She is a fantastic woman, her knowledge is immense. Her intelligence is great. I learnt from her." |
| John's parting comments on his other housemates aren't quite so complimentary, although perhaps a little surprisingly, not all of them are negative... |
| Housemate | John McCririck's Verdict |
| | Jeremy | He is the original pretty boy isn't he? There's no depth there... he could well win, because he's bland, easy going, doesn't offend anybody. Nice chap but there's no depth. |
| | Bez | Well he's just simple isn't he? He's just... (audience boos) ...a nice chap...Alright...no harm in that! |
| | Brigitte | I call her the meringue... I love Brigitte because she's a meringue, she's so in love with herself. She's childlike. One word for Brigitte is childlike. 'Give me this!' ... but she's got heart in her. I really changed with her. She's the one 'one' that I would... she won't win, but I would like her to win. Brigitte. |
| | Kenzie | He's the one 'one' with hope that we can change... the problem is it will be seen as the yobo vote and we're sick of yobos, loud music and that. But he is trying to learn, I did my very best to steer him. He's a good lad. The mums will love him. But he's lazy, he's idle and he plays on his 'little boy' thing. But nevertheless, I think he could be the dark horse in the race. |
| | Lisa | Well, she's the original earth mother. She is absolutely fantastic. She's a bit bossy, 'jolly hockeysticks'. That's her, she bosses people around. But she was the one who used the 'c' word on me. Good for her! Good for her! She stood up! She stood tall! I love Lisa. Of all people I would love to win it would be Lisa... I would love Lisa to win because she is herself. She's a proper woman. She's cuddly, you can get hold of her and all that sort of thing. She hates me and my opinions, but I love Lisa. Love Lisa.. |
| | Caprice | Cash Register Limited. That's all she is. All... when she's trying to sell her grubby little underwear and bras, all she's thinking is her marketing. Don't buy any Caprice objects... She's not saying what she thinks herself and when she joins in the games she's trying to please you...all the voters! |
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| After chatting with Davina, John is reunited with his now famous wife 'The Booby'. |
| He seems very happy. "Isn't this woman wonderful!" he shouts to the audience. |
| But John! You're pretty wonderful yourself... in an awful and entertaining way! |
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