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| The Big Brother Dolls House |
| As part of their 'Rejuvenation Retreat' task the celebs are asked to make dolls of themselves. Once again Bez opts out, somehow under the impression that he isn't allowed to help. |
| Initially John McCririck (whose spiritual name is 'Mars') isn't too keen. "I wasn't brought up with dolls as a child!" he tells the group, in case there was any doubt. However, with a little help from his housemates he produces a fine sub-specimen of himself. |
| BB asks each housemate to enter the diary room and 'express their innermost thoughts through their dolls'. |
| Bez, who has toddled off to bed, misses all the afternoon entertainment. |
| Some of the dolly talks are very amusing, including Lisa's Little Happy Wu who is a very convincing African Queen, and Jeremy's Little Sun God, who is dressed in technicolour dreamcoat and is a comically camp admirer of technicolour dreamboat Jason Donovan! |
| However, it is 'Little Mars' (John's Minnie-Me ) who steals today's show, and clearly, just like big Mars, the little fella has got a one track mind! ... |
"My daddy is a warrior! My daddy is a fighter. My daddy is fighting to get out of here and I'm joining him. Tonight we are going to surrender and get out of this ghastly place." "This is my third eye..." Big Mars points it out for BB, "...the Cyclops eye, to see through Big Brother and get out!" |
| Big Brother asks Little Mars what he sees out of his 'third eye'. |
| "Wouldn't you like to know Big Brother! I see the way out of this dump. The British people will not let me down, and I will go out proud of my daddy!" |
| "Thank you Little Mars." says Big Brother, "How far along the journey to self-enlightenment do you think you are?" |
| "About 5 hours away I would have thought. Whatever time the eviction is!" |
| The housemates are all creasing up with laughter as they watch John and his dolly on the monitor. If the big man leaves tonight they may not miss his grumpiness but they will surely miss his sense of humour! |
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