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| Jeremy - The Great Pretender |
| Jeremy and Brigitte are in the kitchen area when Big Brother asks for a housemate to come to the diary room. Jeremy volunteers. |
| "Be a task I reckon!" he tells Brigitte as he approaches the diary room door. |
| He is dead right, Big Brother explains: |
By coming to the diary room you have just volunteered for an individual task.
To pass the task you must drop into conversation 6 song titles by the group Queen.
Big Brother has chosen 3 of these song titles for you.
'Another one bites the dust', 'Under Pressure' and 'Fat Bottomed Girls'.
You must think of 3 more song titles by Queen to make up the 6 songs needed to pass the task.
The song titles must be dropped naturally into conversation without your fellow housemates suspecting.
You have half an hour to complete this task. |
| "Oh my lord!" exclaims Jeremy "...talk about 'Under Pressure'!" |
| "Do you like that? Do you see what I did there!" he asks BB cheekily. |
| Jeremy shows that as well as being a bit of a smart-Alec, he's also pretty smart. He palms off 6 Queen songs with 3 minutes to spare. Here's how he managed it... |
| Song Title | What Jeremy Said |
| | 1. Under Pressure | "(sighs)...Talk about under pressure" - he says this to Brigitte straight after leaving the diary room. Making out that BB gave him a hard time in there. "Are you under pressure?" asks a concerened Brigitte. |
| | 2. Another One Bite's The Dust. | Kenzie and Bez are playing improvised chess, using bottle tops. Jeremy walks over and watches them. He waits until Kenzie takes one of Bez's men. "Oh there we go, another one bites the dust!" he chortles. |
| | 3. Barcelona | Still sitting with Kenzie and Bez, Jeremy tells them "I got into chess in Barcelona. When erm, S Club were doing their tv thing there and they used to play it... do you know what I mean? when you're waiting around for hours..." Jez is very convincing! |
| | 4. Fat Bottomed Girls | Back in the kitchen Jeremy tells Brigitte and Caprice "That was a tough old work out this morning wasn't it?" Caprice tells him "It felt great!" Jeremy continues, "You see the boys tend to do like lots of upper body stuff, do you know what I mean? As a boy I don't really concentrate because... in my gym all the girls, like the fat bottomed girls go and do legs, bums and tums. Do you know what I mean? Those classes!" |
| | 5. We Are The Champions | Still with Brigitte and Caprice in the kitchen, Jeremy is on a roll. He immediately steers the subject towards his next song title. "So are we still gonna have our Olympics today?" Caprice answers "Ya! definitely" Jez recaps "Erm, you're champion of caps...is Kenz...?" Caprice sets him up for his punchline, "Kenz is champion of carpet ball, you're champion of chess and Bezzie is champion of bowling." "Right, so we are the champions..." he says casually "...and then we can have an ultimate champion." |
| | 6. Killer Queen | Jeremy is in the bedroom, he's been racking his brains trying to think of a suitable 6th title. Caprice enters and he suggests a game of carpet ball. As they roll the balls along the carpet Jeremy goes for it. He tells Caprice "My legs hurt from this morning!" "Are you serious?" she asks. "...You are the killer Queen of aerobics!" he tells the model... it's mission accomplished! |
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Jeremy's sterling performance only goes to prove that he is the great pretender of the house, and it must have felt like a kind of magic when Big Brother delievered his reward... the use of two electric scooters for an hour! Hey, I'm on a roll, don't stop me now... Oh, okay, if you insist! |
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