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| The Big Brother 'Borrowers' (Day 29) |
In a surprise move Big Brother replaces tonight's evictee Roberto with 3 new arrivals, Kinga, Eugene and Orlaith. The newbies are each expecting to walk into the house solo, instead they will be spending time together in Big Brother's secret garden before they can become bona fide housemates. In keeping with the garden theme, the trio arrive "adam and eve"-like, wearing fig leaves draped over skimpy swimwear. |
| 20 year old 'market researcher' Kinga Karolczak is the first to arrive. She may only be 5ft tall, but what she lacks in height she makes up for in voluptuosity. Kinga is all woman! She is also a self-proclaimed attention seeker. In her pre-entry video she tells us "It's 'me, me, me, me, me' in my world" . Kinga's mum is Polish, her dad is Kuwaiti, she has a loud laugh and can impersonate a fish! |
| The house is empty as Kinga enters. The shutters are down and the resident housemates are cordoned off in the lounge across the garden. |
| Kinga looks in the wall mirror, checks herself out and exclaims "bloody hell, me minge!", before readjusting her costume. If Kinga has planned to make an impression she's succeeded! |
"Slightly outrageous" Crawley engineer Eugene Sully, 27, follows Kinga into the house. The teetotalling light-bulb collector says he throws tellies off cliffs! Well, entering the BB house is a bit like jumping off a cliff, and it's on the telly, so Eugene might do well! Like Kinga, he proudly wears a fig leaf, hinting at the garden theme. On his way into the house Eugene almost gets carried away with the paparazzi photoshoot, he strikes some comically idiotic poses. As he steps into the house, a shocked Kinga cries out his name, it seems the pair have met before, most likely during the housemate auditions. Kinga gets so excited by Eugene that she bursts into song and flashes her left boobie! |
Belfast's reigning 'model of the year' Orlaith McAllister, 26, looks stunning as she waves to the Big Brother crowd before entering the house. Orlaith (pronounced Or-la) has a beautiful slim figure, which has been enhanced a little by a boob job. Despite working in the image industry the blonde bombshell says she dislikes "vain, self obsessed people". Orlaith, has 4 sisters, came 2nd in the Miss Northern Ireland contest in 1999, and sometimes answers to the nickname of "Barbie". To amuse herself whilst in the Big Brother house she says she will play with her nipples! Unlike Kinga, she keeps them covered as she gets to know the other new housemates. |
| Lady Big Brother calls the newbie trio into the Diary Room and drops the bombshell "Don't get too comfortable, you are not quite housemates yet. Your new home will be Big Brother's secret garden. You will live there in secret until further notice" |
| Kinga seems to like the idea "Yayyy! That will be wicked, we can have a threesome. Ha! Ha! Oh my god!" |
| BB reinforces that the other housemates must not discover their presence, and points out that there are 3 toothbrushes in the diary room, "...These toothbrushes are the only thing Big Brother will be providing you with. You will not be receiving any of your personal belongings whilst you are living in the secret garden." |
| "That's all right, I can walk around naked baby!" chirps Kinga. |
| "Everything else you need to survive, be it food, clothing or toileteries, must be borrowed from the housemates without you being discovered!" |
"Oh my god!" says Kinga.
"No way" says Orlaith.
"This is awful" says Eugene. |
| Big Brother allows the gardenmates 1 minute to go back into the house and grab enough food to last the night. |
Orlaith volunteers to get the toileteries and toothpaste while Kinga and Eugene raid the fridge. Kinga seemingly grabs everything in sight, including a cucumber, which she seems to have her own plans for! Eugene reminds her that if the housemates notice the fridge has gone empty they may suspect something. She does a quick 180, and relinquishes most of her booty. In the end they scavenge half a loaf of bread, a bottle of cola, a half-full container of milk and some bacon. Orlaith only manages to find a few face-wipes. |
| Big Bro directs them to 'The Secret Garden', where they receive a warm animatronic welcome from the wall mounted stag. Despite there being no natural light they all seem impressed with their garden gaff. |
| Who knows what's in store for the new arrivals, or when they'll enter the house. BB's secret garden must feel like a limbo of a let down for them, but at least when they enter the BB cauldron they'll not be alone! |
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