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| Cider-Gate With Makosi (Day 31) |
| Makosi is making the most of her secret mission to feed, shower and clothe the secret garden inmates. In the wee small hours she successfully ushered the trio through to the shower area, where they hurriedly washed whilst the unwitting housemates snoozed. |
| Had any housemates stirred they probably would have stared, because Eugene and Orlaith both showered starkers, seemingly unaware of the house dress code for the showers! |
| Later Big Brother forewarns Makosi that part of her task will be to decide which 2 out of the 3 garden inmates should graduate to full housemate status. Perhaps this heavy burden triggers in Makosi the need for a drink, because later, when Big Brother provides the housemates with 10 cans of cider, she rushes to the diary room to collect them and without hesitation she reallocates all but two of the cans to herself and her new garden-buddies. |
| "How marvellous is this!" she says as she gathers the cans. "I'm sharing it with the three. I wish to have it with those (garden) guys, not those (house) guys, because I know they're (the housemates are) waiting for it now, and I wish to go there (to the garden) with it. Please, please Big Brother? I'll come back with two, and I'll say 'Big Brother said you can share these two', and we can have two each in there (the garden)!" |
Makosi beams with delight and can't contain her laughter as she thinks of the wind-up value of her proposition. Big Brother allows her to take the cans into the secret garden, where she lets Eugene, Orlaith and Kinga in on her subversive plot. Meanwhile inside the house Maxwell, who requested the booze in the first place, is getting anxious. He delegates Craig to keep a watchful eye on the diary room door. Frustrated that Makosi is keeping him waiting for the alcohol he mutters that "it's all been sweet today, she goes and f***s it up. She winds me up... Right, nominations tomorrow... can't wait!" |
| Max would be even more wound up if he could see cider-swigging Makosi preparing her story for when she re-enters the house. She's going to pretend she drank 6 ciders, and knows full well that "Maxwell will hate this!" |
| Stopping in the diary room en route to the house Makosi breaks into laughter as she tells Big Brother "They're expecting ten ciders and I've got none." |
| Big Brother asks how she thinks the housemates will react when they find out. |
| "Kick off!" says Makosi, "I'm going to start calling myself 'Miss Kick-Off', they're going to proper kick off. At some point I'm going to have the whole house around me tonight." |
Ms Musambasi leaves the diary room and giggles like a drunk as she heads to the bedroom. When Maxwell's radar is activated he ponders the thought that Makosi may have sat in the diary room and drank all the cider. He can't suppress a smile, albeit a momentary one. Max pops into the diary room to ask Big Brother "Wots gaan on?", but BB plays the confidentiality card and suggests Max speaks to his "fellow housemates". |
| Maxwell talks things through with BB, "she couldn't have seen off 10 cans of cider, never in a million years. Unless she stored it in her hair? Did you see her put 10 cans of cider in her barnet?!" |
| He heads out of the diary room and straight to Makosi. "Did you drink all those ciders in there?" |
| "I only managed 6", declares Makosi, reciting her script. |
| "Why did you do that?" asks Max. |
| "Because I wanted to" replies Makosi. |
| "Well you're a silly little girl" chastises Maxwell. |
| "Fair enough" agrees Makosi. |
| All seems calm enough until Saskia arrives with Craig. |
| "She reckons she's drunk 6" doubting Max tells Saskia. |
| Makosi invites him to smell her breath, he declines, but Saskia takes her up on the offer. |
| "It smells of dog shit" Saskia tells Makosi, but that's not all she has to say... |
| "You come in here as a bitch... you were cool, you've turned into a bitch. You are selfish. You call yourself bullied, you cry and pretend you are sick. You are a big attention seeking drama queen, bitch. You are not a victim, you are the most powerful person in this house. You know how to play everyone, including yourself... because you do play yourself! Trust me." |
| Makosi harps back to Saskia's comment about her "dog shit" breath. Saskia concedes Makosi may have drank alcohol but tells her "your teeth f***ing hum". |
| Makosi rolls with the punches, "Give it to me" she encourages Saskia, "Tell me what you think of me! Give it to me!" |
| "All this attitude Makosi, you've got a chip on your shoulder, like people like you do. You are rude, you are arrogant, you are up your own arse. You think you're Jordan. What? Are you mad? Jordan? Of course you're not f***ing Jordan. You're nowhere near... Jordan." |
| Saskia may have rumbled Makosi's ability to play people, but seems oblivious to the fact that she and Maxwell are being played by Makosi right now. As she continues to rant one senses that Saskia is losing it in more ways than one. |
| "You are a fake, is what you are... you are a selfish bitch who'll go nowhere in life. You are f***ing selfish. I cannot stand you... You are rude, your breath does hum and you are f***ing out of order!... You are selfish. Selfish little girl that pretends to cry... |
| "It is dog eat dog" Makosi interrupts, parroting Saskia's famous words to Derek. |
| "Your the biggest dog in here", says Maxwell turning off the charm. |
| "Trust me, it is now!..." Saskia agrees, "...it is now! GAME ON!" |
| It couldn't be clearer that this is a game, and it is on. The insults continue a while longer, before both camps regroup to analyse the implications of cider-gate and reformulate their tactics! |
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