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| 2 Housemates come in the house! (Day 32) |
| At around 8:30pm Big Brother gathers the housemates in the living room and calls Makosi to the diary room. The group know something is up as soon as Makosi's image presents itself on the lounge monitor. |
| In a secret garden, somewhere in Big Brother's parallel universe, Eugene, Kinga and Orlaith also perk up as the same vision of Makosi appears on their monitor. |
| Big Brother speaks, "Makosi, you have been on a secret mission since Saturday... It is now time for you to complete your secret mission and evict a housemate." All would be quiet in the living room, if Science wasn't laughing so loudly. |
| Makosi is told she must choose only 2 of the 3 garden-dwellers as bona fide housemates. A shock wave ripples through the garden grass. In the living room, relieved and confused, Kemal screams on behalf of his fellow housemates. |
| Makosi elects to evict a disbelieving Kinga, who is, or possibly 'was', her greatest admirer! Placed in an impossible position, Makosi apologises to the deflated 20 year old, explaining the reason for her choice "We've got a lot of kids in the house... I don't think she would survive the house at the moment... no offence on Kinga, but I don't think she could face the harshness of the house." |
| Speaking of her chosen 2, Makosi describes Orlaith as "deep" and Eugene as "intelligent". |
| Their mysterious names fire the imaginations of the housemates. Maxwell declares "this fella better not be hilarious." |
| "She would have picked a hunk" says Saskia. |
| Delighted Eugene and Orlaith join Makosi in the diary room. Big Brother confirms that because Makosi has succeeded in her secret mission, she is immune from eviction. |
| As they leave the diary room they are greeted with handshakes and kisses from their cohabitees-to-be, and a welcoming party table laid out by Big Brother. |
| Saskia greets Orlaith warmly and seems surprised that she has the same taste in tracksuit as herself. |
| Anthony has a similar déjà vu experience when he greets Eugene "Dude, I've gotta tell ya... I've got the same tank top as ya!" |
| "Have you? All right that's cool." replies Eugene uncomfortably. |
| "Is that Vivienne Westwood?" asks Anthony. |
| "Something like that yeah" says Eugene, obviously feeling the moment isn't quite right to tell Anthony he's wearing his gear! |
| Anthony soon sees the funny side when he's put straight by Saskia, who susses that some sartorial swapping has taken place. |
| Chirpy cockney sparra Maxwell baptises the newbie housemates by spraying them with champers. When he starts pouring the champagne down Orlaith's neck, Saskia watches on with interest. |
| Makosi makes out to Saskia that she is sorry about the cider incident, claiming that it was all part of her secret mission. A little later Saskia is in the bedroom with Maxwell reflecting on cider-gate. She tells him she feels "awful", presumably for letting rip to Makosi, but perhaps also because she's sure that repercussions from the incident have put her up against Max for the eviction vote! |
| In the diary room Anthony and Craig give Big Brother their take on the new arrivals. Already it seems that Craig's bonhomie has dried up. He can't resist a confidential Big Brother bitch "I'll tell you what, £200 jeans and a fabulous Vivienne Westwood shirt that make him (Ant) f***ing like a model, don't suit him (Eugene)!". Pledging his loyalty to team Saskia he tells Anthony "I think you're the dogs b***ocks, they'll never impress me like you three have." |
| Anthony is very impressed by Orlaith however. "What a figure! Oh my god! That is textbook... How I like a figure. Absolutely textbook." |
| Amidst all the excitement Saskia and Maxwell retreat to the living room couch with a duvet. As they snuggle-up intimately under the cover, their microphones pick up a cacophony of jiggy-jangly and smoochie-woochie noises. |
| Anthony seems suspicious as he walks past the wiggling duvet on his way to the toilet. |
| He enquires "Ay, Ay? What's going on here!", but discretely decides not to hang around to find out. |
| A less subtle Craig arrives at the living room door and shouts "what the f***!" as he glares at the dancing duvet. The curious crimper can't resist sidling up and raising the duvet for a peek, which is followed by a shriek! He runs away sounding like he's just seen a horrible monster! Perhaps he has! |
| As the canoodling continues, the camera zooms in on Maxwell's duvet-protruding pants, which certainly look like they are "off the hook!" The sight of pants is accompanied by the sound of pants. It's all a bit toe-curling for Derek, the latest arrival at the living room door. He simply raises an eyebrow before retreating silently. |
| A moment later it's Maxwell who is curling his toes, presumably in ecstasy. It signals the climax of their duvet twisting tryst. As they surface, Saskia tells her beloved Maxwell, "right, you can piss off now... see ya!" |
| The introduction of Eugene and Orlaith seems to have had an aphrodisiac effect on all the housemates. Much dirty dancing is in evidence as the welcome party gets swinging to Beyonce's "Crazy In Love". Even citizen Science gets jiggy in the dance floor with Vanessa! Saskia clearly stakes her claim on Max as she wraps herself around him and invites him to the dance floor. |
| "Watch me now!" says Saskia as the dance ends. |
| Big Brother certainly watches keenly when Saskia joins Maxwell in his bed at approaching 1am on Day 33. The nightcam zooms in on yet more duvet dancing. Max's cheeky chappy credentials...both of them... are laid bare for all to see, peeking carelessly from beneath their cover. |
| Passionate pumping hearts(?) skip a beat when the bedroom light is switched on, and Orlaith, assisted by gentleman Anthony, enters with her suitcase. |
| The other housemates gasp and titter, amazed by Maxwell and Saskia's amorous presentation. |
| Science offers his citizen advice, "you should have just asked for some f***ing privacy man!... we would have left you all alone." |
| "Shut up Noddies! We were just having a private snog!" claims Saskia, with an innocent smile. The smile droops though after Anthony recommends "Put the blanket over yer because you can see a little bit more than... seriously!" |
| "Butt cheek, urrrr!" teases Science before walking out of the room, laughing like a demon. |
Saskia bites her nails whilst Maxwell's toes curl for the second time in as many hours. Ironically, they may have fulfilled their dream of going all the way together on Big Brother, although right now it looks more like a nightmare! |
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